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| The rotting corpses of sunbeams cause global warming. |
Good news, everyone! While rummaging through all my old stuff at home, I found my long-lost copy of
Toto IV. Huzzah for me! This is entirely unrelated to what I wanted to talk about, but I have it on good authority that Toto's
Africa syncs up
really well with this post [1]. I'll tell you when to press play.
Anyway, what I really wanted to talk about was a fairly well-posed problem in
Futurama. In the episode "Crimes of the Hot," all of the Earth's robots vent their various "exhausts" into the sky at the same time, using the thrust to push the Earth into an orbit slightly further away from the sun. As a result of this new orbit, the year is made longer by "exactly one week." Anything that quantitative is pretty much asking to be analyzed. Let's explore this problem a bit more then, why not?